See more scenes from Alex McIntosh
Crispin, the manager, suggests a pub quiz to fill the time. Janet
READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY
Join the StageAgent community to learn more about this scene from 3 Steps to Heaven and unlock other amazing theatre resources!
Already a member? Log in
READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY
Upgrade to PRO to learn more about this scene from 3 Steps to Heaven and unlock other amazing theatre resources!
CRISPIN — … What about a quiz? Everybody loves a quiz. The Funky Monkey Lodge & Spa quizzes are legendary, aren’t they, Tania?
TANIA — If by legendary, you mean non-existent, then yes.
JANET — Ooh, I love a quiz. Go on, Crispin, ask me anything. Anything at all.
SIMON — Oh, God, here we go.
CRISPIN — Uh, okay. Um … name me a famous Arthur.
JANET — (BEAT) CHARLES DICKENS! Go on, go on, ask me another.
CRISPIN — Uh, okay. Um … Name me a mythical creature that was half-man, half-bull.
JANET — (BEAT) BUFFALO BILL! Ooh, I’m on a roll, Crispin, ask me another.
CRISPIN — Uh, okay. Um … Can you name me the five continents?
JANET — (BEAT) A, E, I, O & U!
CRISPIN — Right, maybe not a quiz then. Oh, you’re going to love this. I’m sure I saw some board games in a cupboard somewhere. (EXITS)
For further information and licensing inquiries, contact mramcintosh@gmail.com or visit Alex McIntosh
More about this monologue
