Sasha has just watched the opening night of her boyfriend, Scott's
Sasha This is a really disturbed way to tell somebody something, you know that.
Scott I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Scott I write a play about teaching in the inner city--
Sasha Where the lead character is f##king his girlfriend’s best friend.
Scott Is that what this is about--
Sasha Don’t, Scott. For real.
Scott It was a play!
Sasha About a guy named Matt who cheats on his poor, unassuming girlfriend Sash—… Shana— with her best friend Catherine— (quoting back a line from the play) “Kat for short.” And Shana just happened to introduce them during their junior year in college at a bar called “The Tinker.”
Scott I needed a name. So?
Sasha And Matt and Kat get married and Shana stands by as the maid of honor. Fat f##king chance.
Scott That’s not--
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