Sasha This is a really disturbed way to tell somebody something, you know that.

Scott I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Sasha Please.

Scott I write a play about teaching in the inner city--

Sasha Where the lead character is f##king his girlfriend’s best friend.

Scott Is that what this is about--

Sasha Don’t, Scott. For real.

Scott It was a play!

Sasha About a guy named Matt who cheats on his poor, unassuming girlfriend Sash—… Shana— with her best friend Catherine— (quoting back a line from the play) “Kat for short.” And Shana just happened to introduce them during their junior year in college at a bar called “The Tinker.”

Scott I needed a name. So?

Sasha And Matt and Kat get married and Shana stands by as the maid of honor. Fat f##king chance.

Scott That’s not--

Sasha What