Roommates Gabe and Jessica are in the middle of a higher level on the
GABE Where are you?
JESSICA I’m by the well.
GABE He’s stabbing me!
JESSICA I’m coming!
GABE No, he’s using my face for stabbing!
JESSICA Well, tell him to quit it!
(to the game - a war cry)
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! Take that, motherf##kers!
I’m almost there!
TODD VALIS, 27, emerges from one of the bedrooms, unbuttoning semi-official looking uniform shirt of a private security watchman. He takes in the game.
TODD What level is this?
JESSICA Where are you?
GABE Over here! I’m jumping. Do you see me? I’m jumping.
JESSICA Gotcha! Watch your back!
GABE Got it. Thanks.
JESSICA I gotta pee, for real. A lot.
GABE We’re almost there.
TODD Who is that?
GABE & JESSICA (quickly) Zhou Yun.
GABE Alright. One!
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