Cookie: I cannot believe you.

Troj: Me? You guys took all my clothes the night before you knew I had to meet my fiancé's parents.

Cookie: Everyone is upset with you because all you care about is what to wear to brunch for people you don’t even know for a guy who wasn’t any more special than the rest of us twenty for hours ago.

Troj: No I don’t know them which is why it’s important for me to make a good first impression. So Slut Claus is probably not the best choice.

Cookie: You’re not going to be Slut Clause anymore because of that guy who showed up in a shirt and tie last night to propose to you at a frat Christmas party?

Troj: I’m not going to be Slut Claus because I’m going to brunch.

Cookie: You know what I mean.

Troj: Yea Cookie I’m stopping because last night I was passed