Mackenzie and Malcolm are colleagues employed by Diane at her small
MALCOLM LET’S DO THIS.
DIANE I still don’t think this is a good idea.
McKenzie spins around, revealing a very pregnant belly.
MCKENZIE Oh, we’re doing this.
DIANE I don’t want you to get hurt.
MCKENZIE Stop being a little bitch. We have a perfect record. We’re going to keep our perfect record.
DIANE You’re pregnant. There has to be a rule against this.
MALCOLM There isn’t.
McKenzie shoots him a look.
MALCOLM (cont’d) I checked. I don’t want to get disqualified.
DIANE Did your doctor say it was okay?
MCKENZIE My doctor is a punk.
DIANE Oh my god.
MCKENZIE There was a woman last year who ran a marathon seven months pregnant. I can pound a ball across the court at six-and-a-half.
DIANE I’m just worried about you.
MCKENZIE We’re not at work. It doesn’t matter if you’re
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