MALCOLM LET’S DO THIS. DIANE I stil...

Deflection

Mackenzie Diane Malcolm

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MALCOLM LET’S DO THIS.

DIANE I still don’t think this is a good idea.

McKenzie spins around, revealing a very pregnant belly.

MCKENZIE Oh, we’re doing this.

DIANE I don’t want you to get hurt.

MCKENZIE Stop being a little bitch. We have a perfect record. We’re going to keep our perfect record.

DIANE You’re pregnant. There has to be a rule against this.

MALCOLM There isn’t.

McKenzie shoots him a look.

MALCOLM (cont’d) I checked. I don’t want to get disqualified.

DIANE Did your doctor say it was okay?

MCKENZIE My doctor is a punk.

DIANE Oh my god.

MCKENZIE There was a woman last year who ran a marathon seven months pregnant. I can pound a ball across the court at six-and-a-half.

DIANE I’m just worried about you.

MCKENZIE We’re not at work. It doesn’t matter if you’re

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