EMILY Anything I can do to help?

JERRY Got a miracle up your sleeve?

EMILY You OK?

JERRY If I said I was, I’d be kidding both of us.

EMILY I don’t like to see you this way. (puts her hand on his) I care about you.

JERRY I care about you, too. In fact, if I was single, I’d be in love with you.

EMILY Good. Because I’d be in love with you, too. I really would.

JERRY OK. Dump your basketball coach. Let’s have an affair.

EMILY Really?

JERRY Emily, how long have you been my admin?

EMILY Fifteen years.

JERRY Have I ever behaved in a way that would elicit a MeToo moment?

EMILY No.

JERRY Good. I actually wouldn’t know what to do with a woman who wasn’t crazy about me.

EMILY Who said I’m not crazy about you?

JERRY But will you see it that way thirty years from now?

EMILY Who’s