The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Act I

• Prologue – Band Leader and Band
• 20 Fans – Company
• *A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place – Mona Stangley and the Girls
• Girl, You're a Woman – Mona Stangley, Shy, Jewel, and the Girls
• Watch Dog Theme – The Dogettes
• Texas Has a Whorehouse in It – Melvin P. Thorpe, the Thorpe Singers, and the Dogettes
• Twenty-Four Hours of Lovin' – Jewel and the Girls
• Watch Dog Theme (Reprise) – The Dogettes
• Texas Has a Whorehouse in It (Reprise) – Melvin P. Thorpe and the Dogettes
• Doatsy Mae – Doatsy Mae
• *Angelette March – Angelette Imogene Charlene and the Angelettes
• *The Aggie Song – The Aggies

Act II

• The Sidestep – The Governor of Texas & Company
• No Lies – Mona Stangley, Jewel, and the Girls
• Good Old Girl – Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd and the Aggies
• Hard Candy Christmas – The Girls
• The Bus from Amarillo – Mona Stangley
• Finale – Company

A song with an asterisk (*) before the title indicates a dance number; a character listed in a song with an asterisk (*) by the character's name indicates that the character exclusively serves as a dancer in this song, which is sung by other characters.