It's not easy being in love with someone...

It's not easy being in love with someone who'd put her sister's leg into a cast and then insist on autographing it. Now I have both of them to care for.

(Perform lyrics like a monologue)

THERE'S TROUBLE AFOOT

AND I NEED A HAND.

SHOULD I STAY PUT?

SHOULD I TAKE A STAND?

WHEN THOSE SISTERS MEET,

IT'S MURDER -- AND SO

CAN I KEEP THINGS SWEET?

KEEP ENID IN TOW?

YES, I MUST

BECAUSE OF JUST

ONE THING ABOUT ENID

NO ONE MUST KNOW...

I'M IN LOVE

WITH THE NUT --

SINCE I FIRST BEHELD HER ON-SCREEN!

THOUGH HER MIND IS KIND OF UNWINDING,

I STILL FIND HER AS SPELL-BINDING

AS THE BEAUTY WHO ONCE STOLE EACH HEART AND SCENE!

THOUGH HER THOUGHTS AND LOOKS ARE FADING,

AND HER LANGUAGE NEEDS UPGRADING,

SHE'S THE LIFE AND LIGHT PERVADING

ALL I DO!

I'M IN LOVE

WITH THE NUT --

I DON'T CARE WHATEVER SHE'S DONE!

MY INFATUATION IS FERVENT

THOUGH -- TO HER -- I'M JUST A SERVANT;

JOBS WITH NORMAL PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE AS FUN!

SINCE SHE FLASHED FROM SOME PROJECTOR,

SHE'S MY CAVIAR AND NECTAR;

AND I'LL STAND BY AND PROTECT HER

MY LIFE THROUGH.

AND ALTHOUGH

SHE'S A NUT,

SO -- SHE'S A NUT!

(Possibly gazing at a framed picture of ENID)

THERE'S NONE I'D RATHER VIEW...

I'M SLIGHTLY NUTTY...TOO!

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Slay It With Music

“Slasher Movie” (with Sharon McNight & Eddie Korbich)

“My Darling, My Dearest” (Sharon McNight, Marianne Tatum, & Eddie Korbich)

“In Love” (Eddie Korbich)

“Gotta Get Her Back” (Tom Wopat, Caroline Conceison, & Alex Getlin)

“Sisters” (Marianne Tatum, Sharon McNight, Alex Getlin, & Caroline Conceison)

“Anything” (Alex Getlin & Caroline Conceison)

“Slay It With Music” (Sharon McNight & Eddie Korbich)

“I Know a Secret” (Caroline Conceison)

"More Than Just a Movie Fan” (Alex Getlin)

“Anywhere But Where I Am” (Marianne Tatum)

“That’s a Wrap!” (Sharon McNight)