Oh please! Besides, they weren’t tormen...

Psycho Night at the Paradise Lounge

Donna Priestly

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Oh please! Besides, they weren’t tormented by Miss Cindy Jacobson all through high school. They didn’t have a million zits and a weight problem and some skinny ass priss with perfect skin making up fat names for them. Every month, a new fat name. She’d come into the cafeteria when I was eating and get everybody’s attention so they could all hear. (Blows and imaginary trumpet.) “Attention, everybody! The March 1975 fat name is Obesity Bong!” Then, that was all I heard for the rest of the month when I got my new fat name. By the time I graduated, I’d forgotten that my name was really Donna.,

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