Gregory works for the corporate office of a national sandwich
START: What do you people think -- do you think I wanted to come here today? Do you think I’m here by choice? Do you think when I was a kid, I was like, hey, maybe one day I’ll grow up to be an Associate Manager of Franchise Relations?
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END: We’re all lucky to be here, in this particular shit-show -- and so, yeah, that’s why it sorta pisses me off when, on a day like today, I wake up, kiss my kids, kiss my wife, drive out to wherever the hell we are, and some crazy chick, out of the blue, thinks she has every right to make an attempt on my life --
Wohl, Bess, American Hero, Dramatists Play Service Inc., 2014, pp. 43-44.
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