SAM: They have a dog and a cat and an ig...

The Water Gun Song

Jules Sam

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SAM: They have a dog and a cat and an iguana. Can you believe that?

JULES: And an iguana?

SAM: Yup.

His name is Ivan. Ivan Iguana.

and guess what the cat’s name is?

JULES?: Yeah that’s real nice.

SAM Are you listening?

JULES I am. Yes I am.

SAM I asked if you could guess the cat’s name and you said “That’s real nice.”

JULES I misunderstood you. I’m listening.

See I put my phone down.

SAM The cat's name. Guess.

JULES What is the cat’s name?

SAM Try and guess

JULES Uh...Furball?

SAM No!

JULES Well?

SAM Obama

JULES Really?

SAM Yup

JULES That’s so cute

SAM Yeah because he is half black and half white

JULES I'm sorry, what?

SAM Some of the cat’s fur is black and some is…

JULES Sure. Yea I get it.

SAM It’s so much fun at Cindy’s house

JULES Mmm hmmmm

How are Cindy's Parents toward you?

SAM

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