The Woman Here. (THE WOMAN hands glue t...

Taking the Stairs

Michelle The Woman Her Husband / Towel Guy

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The Woman Here.

(THE WOMAN hands glue to MICHELLE.)

Michelle What’s this?

The Woman Wood glue. I wasn’t sure we had any left. Martín likes to eat it when I’m not looking. He likes the texture. I try to hide it, but the little sh#t is a Sherlock.

Michelle You think a bottle of wood glue is going to fix all this?

The Woman Small pieces. Otherwise… you’re f@#ked. Unless you knock on 6B. The woman there has a wood shop. She could fix this.

Michelle All of this?

The Woman She’s good.

(THE WOMAN hands her a cigarette.)

Michelle I don’t smoke.

The Woman I don’t, either.

(MICHELLE takes it, and THE WOMAN lights it for her.)

Michelle Thank you.

The Woman Your husband is an idiot.

Michelle Fiancé. And tell me about it.

The Woman You should’ve listened to the idiot.

Michelle Tell me about it.

Her

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