QUEEN

(Queen appears from stage right holding up an umbrella. She is walking backwards.) Single file. I need everyone to stay together. I don’t want anyone falling behind.

(Two people enter walking in a line, following the Queen. The Queen does a head count then nods her head in approval.)

TOURIST2

(Whispering to Tourist1.) How hard is it for her to keep track? There’s only two of us.

(Tourist1 shrugs.)

QUEEN

Good. We’re all here. Now, in this room, you will see my famous, Mirror Mirror.

(Tourist1 reaches out to touch Mirror. Queen pushes Tourist1’s arm away. Queen wags her finger, scolding Tourist1.)

Uh uh uh. No touching. But we do have a Huntsman here. Oops! My bad. I mean we do have a photographer here.

(Huntsman enters and takes photographs as Tourist1 and Tourist2