JANET — Simon, please remember what we agreed. Not too much. I have certain expectations of you tonight. There’s a standard to be reached. A bar, if you like.

SIMON — There’s a bar here? Where? I haven’t seen a bar.

JANET — No, Simon, there is no bar here. It’s one of the things that attracted me to the place. Remember when we went to that hotel in Tenby? You never left the bar. I might as well have been invincible. (ALL LOOK AT JANET).

SIMON — She means invisible.

JANET — You spent more time talking to the barmaid than you did to me. And let’s just say you didn’t rise the occasion. (DOES THING WITH KNIFE).

SIMON — (PUSHING KNIFE DOWN) Yes, but you caught up with your sleep, didn’t you? Spending all that time in bed.

JANET — Waiting for you to come up from the bar! “I’ll just have one for