The scene establishes itself as taking place via videoconferencing (e.g. Zoom). BROOKE logs on; she is antsy, agitated.

BROOKE I can and will reach my goals. I can make a difference, I have the power to affect change and to make my world a better place. I am strong. I am strong. I am strong.

(Ding! FISHFACE logs on.)

Kelvin. Finally.

FISHFACE Brooke spare me the tongue-lashing. And, please, not “Kelvin”; everyone calls me Fishface, so.

BROOKE I hate that nickname.

FISHFACE So do I.

BROOKE You’re late.

FISHFACE I am well-aware of the current time.

BROOKE We were supposed to start--

FISHFACE And I am doubly-aware of the time we were scheduled to begin. If you had a cell phone like a regular person I could have updated you.

BROOKE You’re very late.

FISHFACE Late is late.

BROOKE You’re late