JESSICA Why do you have to do this? Why, Todd?

TODD Do what?

JESSICA This. Make this a thing. You’re right, you work 65 hours a week. And he’s right - that means he and I spend, like, twenty hours alone in this apartment every week. And we’ve become friends. Good friends. But friends, Todd. And the one night in a month you get home early and this is what you want to do with it?

TODD Believe me, Jess, there are a million things I’d rather be doing right now.

JESSICA Then let’s.

A beat.

JESSICA I didn’t say “yes” because I didn’t want to get shipped back north. I said “yes” because I wanted to stay here with you. But at this point, I don’t know why we’re getting married anymore, Todd. I mean, I do, and I want to. But I can’t look forward to sixty years of this.

TODD Of what?