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Synopsis

For ten Texans who are down on their luck, the chance at a new life is only fifty-some hours and a hardbody truck away. Based on the real-life “Hands on a Hard Body Contest,” chronicled in the 1997 documentary Hands on a Hardbody, this all-American musical tells the story of a small-town Texas endurance contest, where the contestant who keeps their hands on a truck the longest, gets to keep the truck. With tuneful country-rock melodies and soulful lyrics by Phish’s Amanda Green and Trey Anastasio, Hands on a Hardbody explores a diverse cross-section of a small-town Texas community and the trials they’ll endure for a chance to win a Nissan hardbody truck. From Jesus-loving Norma Valverde and injured and out-of-work J.D. to boastful former winner Benny and hopeful dreamer Kelli, each character has their own vision for the realization of their American Dream -- and they’ll keep their hands on it as long as they can.

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Category
Musical
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Number of Acts
2
First Produced
2013
Genres
Drama, Comedy
Settings
Unit/Single Set
Time & Place
1990s, a nissan dealership in longview, texas
Cast Size
large
Orchestra Size
Rock Combo
Dancing
Musical Staging
Licensor
Ideal For
ensemble cast, young characters, older characters, diverse cast, community theatre, regional theatre, Mostly Male Cast, Includes Mature Adult, Young Adult, Adult Characters, Large Cast

Characters

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Character Portrayals

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Songs

Act One

  • Human Drama Kind of Thing - Company
  • If I Had This Truck - Kelli, Janis, Greg, Benny, Heather, Norma, JD, Don, Chris, Jesus, & Ronald
  • If She Don't Sleep - Janis, Frank, & Don
  • My Problem Right There - Ronald, Kelli, Heather, Norma, & Benny
  • Alone With Me - JD & Virginia
  • Burn That Bridge - Company
  • I'm Gone - Kelli and Greg
  • Joy of the Lord - Norma & Company
  • Stronger - Chris & Company
  • Hunt with the Big Dogs - Kelli, Janis, Benny, Greg, Jesus, Heather, Norma, JD, & Don

Act Two

  • Hands on a Hardbody - Mike & Frank
  • Born in Laredo - Company
  • Alone With Me (Reprise) - JD
  • It's a Fix - Janis, Frank, & Don
  • Used to Be - Kelli, Benny, Greg, Jesus, Heather, Norma & JD
  • It's a Fix (Reprise) - Heather
  • God Answered My Prayers - Company
  • Joy of the Lord (Reprise) - Chris, Ronald & Norma
  • Keep Your Hands on It - Company

A song with an asterisk (*) before the title indicates a dance number; a character listed in a song with an asterisk (*) by the character's name indicates that the character exclusively serves as a dancer in this song, which is sung by other characters.

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