Dexter Look, this is going to take hours...

Mallet Man - The Superhero Musical

Dexter Brown - Mallet Man Joe Black Rob Gray Mrs White Nicky Pinky-White

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Dexter Look, this is going to take hours… (Looks at his watch). It's five to five. Couldn't you just… Get an IOU and call back tomorrow?

Rob Shut up Poindexter… I'm in charge here.

(Dexter looks at his watch and shakes his head. He slowly moves to the side of the group, and while nobody is watching, rips off his clothes to reveal his superhero outfit).

Dexter Stop… You devilish fiend.

Joe Hey look, it’s Mallet Man! Hey, everybody, look… it’s Mallet Man.

Nicky Pink (Bites hand). Ooh!

Mrs White How did he get in?

Dexter The game’s up, old chum. Hand over your weapon and surrender.

Joe Um, could I get your autograph? I’m a huge fan!

Rob (Points the gun at him) I'm not scared of you… Mullet man. What are you going to do… Flick me with your flowing locks?

Dexter Huh? Locks? What did you call

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