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Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect

Billy Buckle Virginia Girl Pizza Face Petrillo Miss Mackintosh

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Start: Pizza Face: I told you this is the house. As soon as we find those bums, we’ll get out of here.
Mackintosh: Gee, you know everything, Pizza Face.
Pizza Face: I told you before. My name is Spencer. Call me that once more and you can forget that singing contract.

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End: Pizza Face: Well, we’d better be on our way.
Billy: Have a safe trip. May Saint Bernard be with you.
Pizza Face: Thank you.

Citation: William Van Zandt & Jane Milmore, Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect, Samuel French, 1982, pp. 80-87.

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